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But when it’s our baby growing inside of her, that suddenly ratchets up several notches.
It’s like going to the pet store and seeing the cute puppies behind the glass but not being able to pet them. Your Dick Won’t Hurt the Baby Speaking of sex, let’s get this one out of the way right now — your penis will have no effect on the baby in your wife’s womb. I don’t care if you’re on par with Ron Jeremy or not, your dick is not going to scare the kid and it’s certainly not going to poke him in the forehead.Beat FM’s OAP, Toolz asked some Nigerian celebrities the question “What do men notice first in women? She believes that anything can be written about; anything can be a story depending on the angle it is seen from and the writer's imagination.” Check out what Wizkid, Eldee, Rukus & DJ Caise had to say in the video below Some interesting responses there. When she is not writing news or feature articles, she slips into her fantasies and creates interesting fiction pieces.They’re adorable and you want to take them home and keep them forever, but if you try to motorboat her puppies she will slap the shit out of you. Not only that, but any suggestion to the contrary will send your pregnant wife into hysterics. You Will Be Replaced by Pillows Did you spend a crap ton of money on a mattress?And there’s nothing more demoralizing than a conversation that involves your penis and hysterical laughter. Some sort of memory foam or pillowtop deal that makes you feel like 1,000 little angels are massaging you as you fall asleep every night?
Well I hope you spent money on a comfortable couch because that’s likely where you’ll be sleeping for a decent part of the pregnancy. You become increasingly irrelevant as the pregnancy wears on, but the 37 pillows — including that godforsaken full-body pillow — become absolutely vital nighttime companions.