The dating game skit
“Doleen” enjoys collecting Yugio cards, playing linebacker for the Sirens and building her upper body strength.
The question tonight folks…will Doleen pick bachelor #1, (Cole as the Cub Scout will rise and bow before the audience), bachelor #2 (Dustin as the businessman adjusts his glasses, straightens his tie and throws his shoulders back trying to look dignified), or bachelor #3 (Daniel acts too cool, brushes his hair back and gives the “hang loose” sign). Now Doleen ask your questions to our eligible bachelors. My first question to all of you is if I were stranded on a desert island, how would you save me? Doleen, if you were stranded on a desert island I would charter a plane to come pick you up- that is if I’m not in a meeting.
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Doleen- very disgusted says, “Thanks but NO THANKS! Cole- Well ma’am, first of all, I would drop EVERYTHING (looking back to Dustin) and second of all I would NOT for one instant drag you in the water! (Cole shows the example to the audience then the host takes it and shows it to Doleen who, of course, is very impressed) Doleen- Well done Bachelor #1! (holds up a fake can of shaving cream that has a circle with a shark crossed out) Doleen- rather nervously says, O. Next, I would lavish you with thee top of the line palm pilot with a built in calculator (shaking his head again, looking all proud of himself)! Now, Doleen, you have time for just one more question. (laughing and getting a kick out of his joke, maybe punching Dustin then Dustin grabbing his shoulder painfully) Doleen- No, No, No.
(looking back at Daniel who just shrugs) While in Cub Scouts, I learned island survival skills. Now here is my second question: If you had 0.00 to spend on me, how would you spend it? Doleen- Bachelors, my last and most important question is this: what is your life’s motto? Your motto is like your goals, how you want to live your life.
The Coneheads are an alien family, natives of the planet Remulak, who find themselves stranded on Earth.
The Coneheads' most distinguishing feature is that, as their name implies, the tops of their heads are shaped like large cones.
I formulated my life’s motto and installed it on my trusty palm-pilot. (Narrators takes the business card) I’ll give you a call first thing next week and let you know my life’s motto (again, folding his arms looking very proud of himself). Cole- standing up gives his Cub Scout pledge, strong and loud. And our lovely and gracious Doleen, played by Dillan ****** has picked Cole ******, our cub scout!! I’m Zachary *****, your host of the Dating Game!!!!
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